Blind dates.

I have had some doozies. I have always thought about writing a book about my experiences in the world of blind dating....here are a few quotes that would likely be highlighted in this piece of literary genius =)

"I love to go antiquing.... in France....a lot." (I could have guessed that.)

"Does your Dad play golf? I would love to get him to Memphis so we can play together. I always take my girlfriends' Dads to play golf." (This being said about 30 minutes into our first meeting.)

"Got any tats?" (His oh-so-elegant way of asking if I had tatoos.)

"If I reach out to touch the bread, please slap my hand. I don't do carbs."

"Do you have a credit card...and if so, do you pay it off every month?"

"If that 'Kiss Cam' lands on us, I will be laying a big one on ya." (....after knowing him for all of 10 minutes. No thanks.)

"Do you like kids? I really don't....they are just little pests." (....after telling him that I was a teacher.)

"Sha-doo-bee-doo-wah wah" (my barbershop quartet singing blind date who didn't know I heard him doing the "scat" while walking around the car after opening my door. He never admitted to being in a quartet, just said that he was "in a band".

"Oh, my car is on 'Atlanta time' because I bought it when I lived in Atlanta....but this watch? I bought it in Memphis, so it is on 'Memphis time'." (Yikes. Double yikes.)

Alls I am sayin? Mr. Right has really been set up for success. These guys' comments will make any hum drum conversation glorious.